「My obsession has grown into longing. It's like I want to take care of him. I don't want him to make a living from the dollars of gropers anymore. I don't want him to be seen as an object by anyone but me. I just want to rip that hat off his head so the world can see his eyes and not his ass.」「I don't want you to hide, I want you to be free.」「I don't wanna be different. I don't wanna be unique. I just wanna be like everybody else. → As soon as you stick your thick prick up someone's butt, you lose that luxury.」这不是电影，这是段子视频合集.     废戏一箩筐，还自以为特幽默.     功成名就的中年男人对loser是有什么误解？成功和失败都来得那么突如其来，和《美味奇缘》一样试图用港乐拉好感.     我看到的不过就是钱，用钱堆砌出一个个取悦观众的镜头行货.     我必须承认，韩寒现在和郭某一样是个商人.     作为车手，他当然要炫技并且夹带私货，但是说实在话，赛车段落压根没有拍出紧张感.     贩卖煽情语录就算了，还在黄浦江边贩卖小镇感.     掌握了资源以后，他当然可以用电影实现童年梦想，但是他根本没有拍出当年让他震撼的商业片.     作为初中读完全套作品的前书迷，我知道这部电影是献给逝去的徐浪.     但是，它真的不配.     建议重看杜琪峰《美味奇缘》.     

1789年法国大革命前夕，烹饪为贵族专有.     事实上，贵族的声望完全取决于餐桌上的丰盛及美味程度.     所以，当才华横溢但骄傲自大的厨师芒塞龙在尚福尔公爵的晚宴上，自说自话地端上了他自创的菜肴时，他立刻就被开除了.     受挫的芒塞龙带着自己儿子去了一家偏僻的旅馆，这家旅馆平时只会有旅客到访，而且通常餐食只售卖蔬菜汤.     然而当一位神秘的女人某天来到这里，并表示愿意支付报酬成为芒塞龙的学徒，一个充满欢悦、重新点燃的激情、烹饪教学和复仇的故事就此展开.